http://www.sporksforall.com Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:32:05 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en As I sat down to write this post Biscuit threw up in the other room. It was the yellow frothy kind of dog vomit. Many years ago, when I had just taken "companionship" of my first dog (as an adult) an older friend assured me that, "yellow frothy ... http://www.sporksforall.com/2008/07/22/the-elusiveness-of-invincibility/ Ok, I won't effuse too much, but the first 30-45 minutes of Wall-E (and I think this despite the-really-full-of-kids-who-didn't-get-that-they-were-watching-a-silent-film theater) was some of the best filmmaking I've ever seen.  So, go see the movie. I need to take a moment to do a special shout-out. The movie featured one of ... http://www.sporksforall.com/2008/06/29/spork-review-wall-e/ It's been such a long time since I wrote a post that my browser didn't autofill my blog address. I guess it can be said that sporksforall exists on its own without care from me, but my Google Analytics reports seem to suggest that it exists in such a ... http://www.sporksforall.com/2008/06/15/mapping-the-void/ Ok, so more than one person has recommended yoga to me. My buddy Shannon even has gone and gotten herself certified and everything to teach it. Dallas readers? Look her up, yo. Anyway, Associate Professor (with tenure!) Treecup and her family belong this fabulous place out where they live that's ... http://www.sporksforall.com/2008/05/31/yoqua/ I got tenure. http://www.sporksforall.com/2008/05/24/woo-hoo/ I've lately been hankering for an iPhone. My current cell contract is up July 19th, not that I've got it down to the day or anything. I'd like to keep my number and not pay an early termination fee, so I have not yet gotten an iPhone. ... http://www.sporksforall.com/2008/05/12/what-you-get/ I've never been a big fan of Paul.  You know Paul, right?  The guy who wrote all those letters.  The ones in the Bible?  That Paul. Despite my general distrust of him, I always liked this painting depicting him. That's Caravaggio's The Conversion of St. Paul which hangs in a small chapel ... http://www.sporksforall.com/2008/05/08/those-dark-mirrors/ Last night I made us dinner while Honey vacuumed.  There is a freedom in the detached ranch that we never had in the apartment.  Vacuum anytime, night or day.  It's not a freedom I treasure or think about much, but it is a freedom. I made us chicken curry and rice.  ... http://www.sporksforall.com/2008/05/04/the-consequences-of-rancid-oil/ OK, fair warning... This post is about poop and pee. Really. So, if that's going to gross you out, may I suggest pineapples or nene? Those posts don't involve poop at all and are escapist besides. Imagine yourself in Hawaii. See, isn't that nice? For those of ... http://www.sporksforall.com/2008/04/27/whats-left-over/ I'm back from my travels. Here are some thoughts of a Monday morning in reference to the U.S. cities I visited. #The Atlanta airport has too many words in its name. (Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport) #Delta is still the best mainstream air carrier. I heart me some Lance crackers. #Captain's wafers ... http://www.sporksforall.com/2008/04/21/thoughts-on-two-city-traveling/