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	<title>Comments on: One MILLION Dollars</title>
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		<title>By: Teresa</title>
		<link>http://www.sporksforall.com/2007/11/27/one-million-dollars/comment-page-1/#comment-1307</link>
		<dc:creator>Teresa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought at first glance that Weese had written she can stew a hippopotamus (a word, along with Mississippi, that I used to spell really fast as a child to demonstrate my prodigious spelling talents to random people). Stewing a hippo would require a very large stockpot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought at first glance that Weese had written she can stew a hippopotamus (a word, along with Mississippi, that I used to spell really fast as a child to demonstrate my prodigious spelling talents to random people). Stewing a hippo would require a very large stockpot.</p>
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		<title>By: weese</title>
		<link>http://www.sporksforall.com/2007/11/27/one-million-dollars/comment-page-1/#comment-1293</link>
		<dc:creator>weese</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I took home economics, and typing.
My mom made me take typing. She told me I could use it as a fall back... in case I ever needed to get a job as a secretary.
At the time... neither of us knew how handy it would become. 
I can also sew a stuffed hippotamous. Should you ever need one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I took home economics, and typing.<br />
My mom made me take typing. She told me I could use it as a fall back&#8230; in case I ever needed to get a job as a secretary.<br />
At the time&#8230; neither of us knew how handy it would become.<br />
I can also sew a stuffed hippotamous. Should you ever need one.</p>
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		<title>By: Deborah</title>
		<link>http://www.sporksforall.com/2007/11/27/one-million-dollars/comment-page-1/#comment-1290</link>
		<dc:creator>Deborah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Large (&amp; small) bills, bikes and facts--doesn&#039;t get much better. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Large (&amp; small) bills, bikes and facts&#8211;doesn&#8217;t get much better. <img src='http://www.sporksforall.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Teresa</title>
		<link>http://www.sporksforall.com/2007/11/27/one-million-dollars/comment-page-1/#comment-1289</link>
		<dc:creator>Teresa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So the guy with the ONE MILLION DOLLAR bill was basically trying to get arrested, right? It&#039;s one thing to bank on the idea that your teller might be an idiot (falling under the &quot;you never know&quot; policy), but to push that envelope when the jig is clearly up is pretty much a request for a police record—which he undoubtedly already had, so no harm, no foul. 

I, too, loved this post, and not just because you said you wanted to buy me stuff in it. It reminded me of fun factoids I learned courtesy of you on our very first date, back before we knew we were dating.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So the guy with the ONE MILLION DOLLAR bill was basically trying to get arrested, right? It&#8217;s one thing to bank on the idea that your teller might be an idiot (falling under the &#8220;you never know&#8221; policy), but to push that envelope when the jig is clearly up is pretty much a request for a police record—which he undoubtedly already had, so no harm, no foul. </p>
<p>I, too, loved this post, and not just because you said you wanted to buy me stuff in it. It reminded me of fun factoids I learned courtesy of you on our very first date, back before we knew we were dating.</p>
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		<title>By: Suzanne</title>
		<link>http://www.sporksforall.com/2007/11/27/one-million-dollars/comment-page-1/#comment-1288</link>
		<dc:creator>Suzanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow.
Like, far out, man.
Nice read.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.<br />
Like, far out, man.<br />
Nice read.</p>
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		<title>By: chapin</title>
		<link>http://www.sporksforall.com/2007/11/27/one-million-dollars/comment-page-1/#comment-1287</link>
		<dc:creator>chapin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They will be small bills...probably 5s and 10s wrapped in a brown paper sack.  I actually had someone pay with a silver certificate 2 dollar bill a few weeks ago at a game.  I put two real dollars in the drawer and put the other in my pocket.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They will be small bills&#8230;probably 5s and 10s wrapped in a brown paper sack.  I actually had someone pay with a silver certificate 2 dollar bill a few weeks ago at a game.  I put two real dollars in the drawer and put the other in my pocket.</p>
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		<title>By: The Misanthrope</title>
		<link>http://www.sporksforall.com/2007/11/27/one-million-dollars/comment-page-1/#comment-1285</link>
		<dc:creator>The Misanthrope</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:52:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would love to have any of those currencies that are legal, right about now they would come in very handy. I love those bikes too, but alas I am afraid they would remain hanging in the garage more than I would get around to using them. Lastly, I am looking forward to seeing that movie sometime. I read the book and sadly agree with his view of the world.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would love to have any of those currencies that are legal, right about now they would come in very handy. I love those bikes too, but alas I am afraid they would remain hanging in the garage more than I would get around to using them. Lastly, I am looking forward to seeing that movie sometime. I read the book and sadly agree with his view of the world.</p>
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		<title>By: admin</title>
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		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awesome.  What kind of bill are you going to pay with Chapin?  I&#039;d go small.  Gold standard, though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome.  What kind of bill are you going to pay with Chapin?  I&#8217;d go small.  Gold standard, though.</p>
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		<title>By: chapin</title>
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		<dc:creator>chapin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay...I&#039;m gonna go out on a limb here but that was the best blog post ever!!!  Holy Cow...that was just plain awesome.  I&#039;m going to sign you up to teach my 6th period next week.  I&#039;ll be sending you and honey round trip tickets.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay&#8230;I&#8217;m gonna go out on a limb here but that was the best blog post ever!!!  Holy Cow&#8230;that was just plain awesome.  I&#8217;m going to sign you up to teach my 6th period next week.  I&#8217;ll be sending you and honey round trip tickets.</p>
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