I’m currently on a jury duty assignment. And mindful of the judge’s admonition that I not discuss the case (I’m not yet even on the jury) with anyone, lest there be an unauthorized “thirteenth juror,” I am not going to write about jury duty. And given my VAST readership, we may be talking 14th or 15th.

Honey has written a book of the Bible at the suggestion of a certain blogger.

I am not up to writing a book of the Bible at this time.

I would like to suggest another commandment, however. It will be TOTALLY appropriate for displaying at an Alabama Supreme Court location nearby.

See, I heard a story today about how some churches are providing ATMs for their parishioners to donate to the church. They’re called “giving kiosks.” Really. Not to get money out and then give it. Just stick your ATM card in and the church gets whatever you say. Of course, the church pays a fee to the developer of the idea. Who is a pastor. But he’ll give 10% of the profit back. Tithing you know.

Anyway… herewith the commandment, oh potential 14th and 15th juror:

Thou shalt not put ATMs in houses of worship.

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