While in Las Vegas, I discovered a new game I like called “Lucky Lemmings.”

If you go to the bonus round, lemmings jump off a cliff and you get money.

Makes sense to me.

I also like Wild Wilderness. It’s camping themed. There is nothing more antithetical to camping than Las Vegas.

I gave a talk about a year ago about Las Vegas and a woman came up to my afterwards and told me I should get outside more. I didn’t actually hit her. I wanted to. I thought about her while playing Wild Wilderness.

My other technique in L.V. this weekend was anti-Yankee. Always bet against the Yankees.

For those not keeping score:

Sunday May 14:
A’s 6
Yankees 1
Sporks $20

Monday May 15
Rangers 4
Yankees 2
Sporks $15

Your mileage may vary. Anti-Yankee, pro-lemming, pro-camping. I should admit that I lost money on the last two. But I had fun doing it. But that anti-Yankee thing will work every time. Then again, maybe not.

My Dad says the best way to not lose money is to not gamble. But then you can’t see the lemmings bouncing off the whales or the bear stealing the car.

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