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March 24th, 2006 under Pets

The big problem with owning cats and dogs…

Cats eat stuff they shouldn’t (their hair, birthday ribbon, balloon strings, bugs, spiders).

Then they throw up what they shouldn’t have eaten.

Then the dogs find the throw-up.

And eat it.

I mean, what worse than dog vomit that is indigestible cat vomit?

I don’t want to know what’s worse, never mind.

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[ # 215 ] Comment from scout [March 27, 2006, 6:47 pm]

Memo from: Calif and Halo (hereafter known as “your cats“)

Your cats take issue with your characterization of their behavior as negative and your use of the word “shouldn’t” RE stuff they eat. Bear in mind that they didn’t ask to become your cats and that theirs is an “at will” pet agreement, severable immediately upon notice by one or both of your cats. That said, your cats would like their diet enhanced with the following foods/objects:
Tuna
Milk
Anything found on the floor
Anything Halo can knock off the counter onto the floor
Whatever you’re having

RE: the dog
Your cats hereby serve notice that they will not be held responsible for anything the dog does.

Sincerely—

Your cats

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